i think that i am a nympho

LegacyUser

all day every day i dream about sex
i think i have a serious problem
ive gone to councillors and shrinks and all but i just cant get over it
sometimes i have to have sexual relations with at least 8 peopel in the one night
im not very good looking but lets face it theres always ugly and fat peopel that are desperate for
im only 19 but laready i have had over 300 sexual partners
i have a kid form all this now but i have learnt my lessin since
what should i do?
i cant continue on like this for the rest of my life as one day i would like to settle down with the one person but i dont think thats ever gonna happen
im destined to be a player
im never going to find the woman of my dreams and i onyl have myself to blame
oh well



anyone got any views on this

Mr E

Originally posted by sex mad
..... sometimes i have to have sexual relations with at least 8 peopel in the one night .... im destined to be a player .... i have had over 300 sexual partners..... anyone got any views on this

*sniff* *sniff* ... whats that smell ?? Hint.... it comes from the rear end of a bull ... :rolleyes:

Anyway, no-one is THAT bad at spelling.... it has to be bull.

- Dave.

The Gopher

My view is that you are a 12 year old boy who wants to pretend to be a big stud.Yer talking out of yer arse lad.Most porn stars dont get 300 people in their lifetime.I mean jesus,did you lose your virginity at the age of 3 to have managed so many?8 per night?Can you please inform me as to the location of these orgies because if they actually exist I would very much like to take part.Let us assume that the average person loses their virginity at 15/16/17.Thus in two-four odd years you have rode 300 girls?About 100 per year?Either you da man or you tha bullsh1tter.

Repli

*cough* p1sstake *cough*

TacT

Originally posted by sex mad
anyone got any views on this

YES!

[doctor's orders]Please refrain from speaking through your rear orifice[/doctor's orders]

Repli

It would be so funny if he wasn't joking..

Mossy Monk

Originally posted by Repli
It would be so funny if he wasn't joking..

and also it would be interesting to know what he has for breakfast. that kind of lifestyle requires amazing stamina

monument

well there are drugs for that

Oeneus

Got out the good old calculator...

Sex with 8 different people everyday,
multiplied by 365,
then multiplied by 3
= 8760

DeadBankClerk

troll

1. v.,n. [From the Usenet group alt.folklore.urban] To utter a posting on Usenet designed to attract predictable responses or flames; or, the post itself. Derives from the phrase "trolling for newbies" which in turn comes from mainstream "trolling", a style of fishing in which one trails bait through a likely spot hoping for a bite. The well-constructed troll is a post that induces lots of newbies and flamers to make themselves look even more clueless than they already do, while subtly conveying to the more savvy and experienced that it is in fact a deliberate troll. If you don't fall for the joke, you get to be in on it. See also YHBT. 2. n. An individual who chronically trolls in sense 1; regularly posts specious arguments, flames or personal attacks to a newsgroup, discussion list, or in email for no other purpose than to annoy someone or disrupt a discussion. Trolls are recognizable by the fact that they have no real interest in learning about the topic at hand - they simply want to utter flame bait. Like the ugly creatures they are named after, they exhibit no redeeming characteristics, and as such, they are recognized as a lower form of life on the net, as in, "Oh, ignore him, he's just a troll." Compare kook. 3. n. [Berkeley] Computer lab monitor. A popular campus job for CS students. Duties include helping newbies and ensuring that lab policies are followed. Probably so-called because it involves lurking in dark cavelike corners.

Some people claim that the troll (sense 1) is properly a narrower category than flame bait, that a troll is categorized by containing some assertion that is wrong but not overtly controversial. See also Troll-O-Meter.

The use of `troll' in either sense is a live metaphor that readily produces elaborations and combining forms. For example, one not infrequently sees the warning "Do not feed the troll" as part of a followup to troll postings.

LegacyUser

sorry about my poor spelling

i didnt mean 8 peopel a night 7 days a week
i meant 8 for a weekend
it came out wrong
but hey
thanks everyone for takin me so seriously
its much appreciated

Riamfada

Don't worry about it mate. Us Sex Stud muffins chose this life. Better than no Sex

monument

Originally posted by sex mad
sorry about my poor spelling

i didnt mean 8 peopel a night 7 days a week
i meant 8 for a weekend
it came out wrong
but hey
thanks everyone for takin me so seriously
its much appreciated

to take you a little more seriously...

a nympho is "A female who is affected with nymphomania; a nymphomaniac." are you a woman?

PiE

Originally posted by sex mad
ive gone to councillors and shrinks and all but i just cant get over it

anyone got any views on this

You've gone to professional councellors who couldn't help you... so you decided to ask us?

Makes sense.

RicardoSmith

I can't see what the problem is...I thought that kinda throughput was normal : )

Makaveli

Originally posted by PiE
You've gone to professional councellors who couldn't help you... so you decided to ask us?

Makes sense.

He must rate our opinions very highly indeed.

TwoShedsJackson

nym·pho·ma·ni·a ( P ) Pronunciation Key (nmf-mn-, -mny)
n.
Excessive sexual desire in and behavior by a female.

im never going to find the woman of my dreams

Stop shagging blokes and start munching rug then. You'll never be opening the beef curtains on the woman of your dreams if you insist on having blokes all the time.

Nevyn

Well you guys are sooo helpful

never crosss your minds that there are poeple out there
that are as addicted to the high gotten from sex the same as
drugs or drink or extreme sports.

It does happen.

And with the stigma that goes with it , it becomes all the harder to admit it and get help.
You take stupid risks and use people to get your fix.
Which makes feel like a rotten person and the more people you use the worse you feel. That you are not worth of finding someone that will love you for you will only use them too.
Or that they will freak when they discover this about you.

As it stands in Ireland we have sod all professional that can deal with this type of thing but your best bet is to try talk to your doc.
in ammerica they have SA (sex addicst anon) yes like the AA
and AA ( adulteris anon). IF you doc isnt anyhelp it may be no harm togo get checked for std/i and talk with the people at the clinic as they will have contact numbers

RicardoSmith

We're sure that it does happen, Michael Douglas is a sufferer I believe. But we're all a bit sceptical of "sex mad" however. His maths were pretty far out, even after he adjusted it. 8 partners every weekend for a year? 4 every weekend for 2yrs. 2 every weekend for three years. Hes doing better than some pr0n stars. If he'd have said 50 then he might have got some sympathy.

Anyway you've given him good advice.

monument

Originally posted by Thaed
Well you guys are sooo helpful

I really think that everyone first thought he was taking the piss -

"8 peopel in the one night" was a bit over the top, but he did then say it was really 8 in a weekend - which even then would be hard

If you are for real listen to Thaed, dont mind the rest of us.

Big Chief

My view is that you are a 12 year old boy who wants to pretend to be a big stud.Yer talking out of yer arse lad.Most porn stars dont get 300 people in their lifetime.I mean jesus,did you lose your virginity at the age of 3 to have managed so many?8 per night?Can you please inform me as to the location of these orgies because if they actually exist I would very much like to take part.Let us assume that the average person loses their virginity at 15/16/17.Thus in two-four odd years you have rode 300 girls?About 100 per year?Either you da man or you tha bullsh1tter.

lol, agreed

TwoShedsJackson

Originally posted by The Gopher
Most porn stars dont get 300 people in their lifetime

Ron Jeremy estimates he's had about 4000 women. And as for Julio Iglesias....

chernobyl

Originally posted by TwoShedsJackson
Ron Jeremy estimates he's had about 4000 women. And as for Julio Iglesias....

oh the memories..

monument

what so few of them?

The Sweeper

Dear Original 'Sex Mad' Poster,

Welcome to boards.ie, where the number of posters who've seen boobies in real life is miniscule compared to the number who've surfed for them.

This really wasn't the place to broadcast an 'I score lots, I need help' post, especially when most of the users of boards dream of the day the girl of their dreams becomes more than the girl of their dreams. If you know what I dream. I mean mean. hmmm...

Anyway unregi, get help, get councilling, your problem probably isn't a sex addiction, it's probably a need for attention.

I don't doubt that you've scored over 300 people. With alcohol, self confidence and low standards it's not impossible to score that many people in a year. No point trying to convince this lot of that though, just leave them muttering at the screen and desperately trying to sellotape their older brother's copy of 'Up The Skirt' from 1997 back together again since they tend to use it twice a night and haven't the guts to go buy their own skin mag.

(And go on, one of you, I dare you to get all self-important on me and ask 'why would I use a skin mag when I can download porn for free'.)

But anyway, more councilling, and don't go for sex councilling this time, I reckon your need to have multiple partners comes from a need for attention, a desire for affection to make up for a previous deficit in same and a poor respect for other people. Once you get a bit older, and get fúcked about yourself a few times by other people treating you badly, you'll probably find it more difficult to do a Vidal Sassoon on your personal relationships, ("Me? I just shag and go!") so really, I'd say use a condom at all times and go talk to someone again.

neuro-praxis

BAM!

Oh yeah! You go, MAJD!

TacT

lmao, MajD knows all of us and all our personal lives inside out :rolleyes:
What is it with you and your mass stereotyping of everyone here? Were you dissapointed when you came looking for loads of seckseh lads or what?



The only reason we posted our replies is because by the look of the spelling and the way the poster described the situation and constructed the post, I would have to say it smells of bs a mile off. Still though, if your inclined to be gullible, I suppose we should just let you, I'd be more inclined to believe peaches myself as opposed to offering some 12 yr old kid/troll entertainment.

Thaed covered it everything you had posted there too, are you the boards.ie mascot parrot now?

LegacyUser

Originally posted by Minesajackdaniels
Dear Original 'Sex Mad' Poster,

Welcome to boards.ie, where the number of posters who've seen boobies in real life is miniscule compared to the number who've surfed for them.

This really wasn't the place to broadcast an 'I score lots, I need help' post, especially when most of the users of boards dream of the day the girl of their dreams becomes more than the girl of their dreams. If you know what I dream. I mean mean. hmmm...

And once again Ms Daniels lashes out at the population of boards, painting us all with the same brush.

Sure there's a lot of nerds on boards, but a lot of them manage to love their computer(s) and, surprise, surprise, manage to have a healthy social life as well.

Your view on boards people is obsolete Ms Daniels and PI stands for Personal Issues, not in fact, Patronising Individuals.

monument

Originally posted by Boardsguy

look Ms JD, they are frightened of you, so much so some one had to reply as a guest

should there be some reason to be frightened?

Pepe LeFrits

yeah WWM login next time

TacT

lol!

The Sweeper

/me pulls out big wooden sh1t-stirring spoon and grins like an alligator...

I'll stop patronising you lot as pasty faced hairy arsed nerds with the charisma of a steaming cowpat and the sexual abilities of a tortoise when you stop rising to the post of people like me.

TacT

and that's all ya got!

Get over yourself, please

LegacyUser

Originally posted by Minesajackdaniels
/me pulls out big wooden sh1t-stirring spoon and grins like an alligator...

I'll stop patronising you lot as pasty faced hairy arsed nerds with the charisma of a steaming cowpat and the sexual abilities of a tortoise when you stop rising to the post of people like me.

Ah. Trolling on the PI board. How challenging...

*snore*

The Sweeper

Oh beat me with a big stick I don't log onto boards.ie every day and thus cannot give a prompt response to the challenging ripostes of TacT and Boardsguy.

What you don't understand is that you offend me so terribly I do actually have to go away for a day or six each time you post so I can do exactly as you suggest and get over myself.

Perhaps your opinions would change if you did the same thing? Get off boards for a nanosecond or two? Get over yourselves? Better again, get over someone else? Now there's a thought!

*BOGGLE*

LegacyUser

Ah look. The **** eating alligator's all upset cos the pasty nerds are trolling back, diddums.

Using a long and complicated version of the "I have a life argument too". And a repeat of the "you never have sex argument".

How pathetic. I can only presume you are too busy with your hectic sex-filled lifestyle that you haven't time to contruct competent arguments.

Or here's an idea. Instead of venting that inner anger in PI, why not punch a pillow, or flame somebody in the recycle bin or on Admin, and leave Personal Issues to discussing Personal Issues?

Gordon

I guess I should have locked this long ago.