Gods Bridge

hussey

> > A man walking along a California beach was deep
> > in prayer. All of a sudden he said out loud, "Lord, grant
> > me one wish." Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and
> > in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have had
> > the faith to ask, I will grant you one wish." The man said,
> > "Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive over anytime I
> > want to."
> >
> > The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think
> > of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports
> > required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete
> > and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for
> > me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little
> > more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would
> > honor and glorify me."
> >
> > The man thought about it for a long time. Finally
> > he said, "Lord, I have been married and divorced four times.
> > All of my wives said that I am uncaring and insensitive. I
> > wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they
> > feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the
> > silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they
> > say "nothing" and how I can make a woman truly happy?"
> >
> > After a few minutes God said, "You want two lanes or four
> > on that bridge?

Baldy

Brilliant !! Truely Classic

Big Chief

lmao, class

Pugsley

ROFL! brilliance

LoGiE

Excellent

Carbiens

that one gets posted too much, but its still a classic:p

BKtje

ROFL

never seen it before