Drugs

Baldy

Your Brain On Drugs

Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday in front of the Judge. The Judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court on Monday."

Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one, "How did you do over the weekend?" "Well, Your Honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever." "17 people? That's wonderful! What did you tell them?" "I used a diagram, Your Honor. I drew two circles ! like this: O o ....and told them the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs."

"That's admirable!" said the Judge.

To the second boy the judge said," And you, how did you do?"

"Well, Your Honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drug forever." "156 people! That's amazing!! How did you manage to do that?" "Well, I used a similar approach. I drew two circles ... o 0 and said (pointing to the small circle) "this is your a*shole before prison....."

Evil Jose

Sheer brilliance!:D

Baldy

Yeah I was think they could make some equation outta that like this:

The rate decay of the brain is directly protortional to the rate of widening of the asshole when on drugs.

That sounds alot like my maths lectures !! :eek:

Big Chief

an oldie, but a goodie

Seraphina

hehehe...