things kids say

Rabies

TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!

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TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?
JOHN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: I know!! It's "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!

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TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
have ten years ago.
WILLY: Me!

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TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are!

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TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, no, Ellen. Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
DANIEL: "Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day, and at
the same time."

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TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now why do you think his father didn't
punish him?"
PAUL: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."

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TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? SAM
: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
DESMOND: No, teacher! It's the same dog!

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TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are
no longer interested?
PUPIL: A teacher!

Congoose

TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, no, Ellen. Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

Class.

nanook

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TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?
JOHN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

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ahhhh only a child could deliver such rapier wit and get away with it.

i like those so much they are currently jetting around the world as we speak

Pugsley

TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now why do you think his father didn't
punish him?"
PAUL: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."



ROFL! gotta love kiddies

memphis

LMAO

Good ones mate, I love em, particularly the crocodile one.