Deserted Island

Mad_Patrick

This man is stranded on a deserted island after, I don't know a boat crash. He was on the island for about 3 years and had a house built and everything. One day he was watching the sea hoping for a way off the island when who should he see coming down the beach but Shakira, of all people. well he went to her and she told him that she was in a boat crash and was the only survivor. So they started living with each other and after a while they started having sex in every position imaginable, it was great but the man still wasn't happy. So one day Shakira, or Bridget as he found out her real name was, said to him: "What can I do to make you perfectly happy?". So the man asked her to wear a hat that covered her hair and paiont on a moustache and the two of them walk in different directions on the beach. So after about an hour they came into view of each other and the man ran to Shakira and said "Dude, your never going to believe who I'm f ucking"

Mr E

Surreal, but incredibly unfunny.

- Dave.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

brilliant

mmm.. shakira

Seraphina

thats as old as the hills
cept everytime i hear it theres a new celebrity in it.

LoGiE

Originally posted by Seraphina
thats as old as the hills
cept everytime i hear it theres a new celebrity in it.

Oh funny that. It sounds like something he made up himself it that unfunny

nanook

children

Play nice