What this forums needs is more kittens...

Crash

Note to self: post pic of that dead cat that was on the side of the road today

Hehe, good pic Sven.

lordsippa

Hehe... better than any cat...

POOKY!

strawberry

Yes, Garfield, better than a cat anyday........

imp

I wish I had Pooky as a teddy bear...

On an unrelated note, I'm going blind! Hurrah!

}:>

lordsippa

POOKY YOU FOOL!

joe the coat

Imp, why are you going blind? (No bad masturbation jokes, unless its true)

imp

Originally posted by joe the coat
iMP, why are you going blind? (No bad masturbation jokes, unless its true)

No, that's not it. I really don't know what's causing it. Maybe its just a "phase". Which I hope it is. Because I don't think I'm one of those people who looks good in glasses. Or in anything else for that matter...

}:>

purplepolkadot

that's what i thought too
til i got my glasses and realised i was wrong all along

Green Hand Guy

Kittens tore up my hands when I was working at the vets. New born kittens!

lordsippa

Hurrah! FELINE VICTORY!

imp

Originally posted by purplepolkadot
that's what i thought too
til i got my glasses and realised i was wrong all along

But I don't want glasses... they make me look wronger than normal... oh well, I guess if it means being able to read properly...

}:>

strawberry

Hey, you've got it easy. I can't see anything in focus without my glasses. In fact, the screen seems a bit blurry towards the middle, but that might just be dirt I'm not going to touch.

lordsippa

Yeah... it's great fun to steal Grace's glasses. Especially if you can slip into the crowd <which i can't>.

Zillah

Provost, I cannot forgive you for using the phrase 'my 56k brethren.' Your vocabulary is lacking and you smell funny. Dogs are cute. Dogs eat kittens because thats all kittens have, cute. Go look at some more hentai

Zillah

Oh yeah and you want a cute cat, here, meet satan...

http://www.dunster.com/pics/lexi-ugly-cat-mid-new.jpg


Now it has your soul

ll=llannah

that is one scary-looking cat.
yet....it has a definite appeal....
maybe that's simply its satanic lure.
hmmm...

strawberry

Stop with the hentai jokes already, I feel naseous everytime someone mentions that word. It's practically child porn!

lordsippa

That's yaoi grace. yaoi. a form of hentai.

I know too much.

Spiked

Sven, you stupid monkey! Yaoi is guy/guy romantic manga or anime. I don't know what kiddie hentai is called and neither should any of you folks watching at home. Maybe John...no-one seems to know whats going on there...
Anyway, KITTENS! Ain't they the cutest? Cuter than babies? It's a tough choice. Have both! I present the bipedal kitten-baby hybrid. It's called Squinkles.
Phlematic, you're just plain mean.

Zillah

SILENCE! I'll not tolerate the indignance of having my own phrase used against me! Pleading to those that might think i'm mean for support is a pathethic attempt, I'll destroy you all. Anyway I'm ashamed at all of you for your knowledge of twisted unatural just plain wrong japanese animated filth! Not only that but your *arguing* about who knows more about japanese filth. I was just playing along with the wonderful rumour that John has a hentai fetish. Regardless, Grace you're a racist but we love you. *To all whom it concerns (you know who you are) party on sat, you too sven*

Spiked

Ignore the link above, it leads to a very anti-climactic half kitten. This will lead to the REAL hybrid. Apologies.

Sev

Hmm, John thinks this one is "freaky".
But look, its soo tiny.

Credit goes to AngelWhore for this pic, found it posted by him on another thread, but it deserves a place here.

strawberry

MACAVITY, THE MYSTERY CAT
by
T.S. Eliot

Macavity's a Mystery Cat: he's called the Hidden Paw -
For he's the master criminal who can defy the Law.
He's the bafflement of Scotland Yard, the Flying Squad's despair:
For when they reach the scene of crime - Macavity's not there!

Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity,
He's broken every human law, he breaks the law of gravity.
His powers of levitation would make a fakir stare,
And when you reach the scene of crime - Macavity's not there!
You may seek him in the basement, you may look up in the air -
But I tell you once and once again, Macavity's not there!

Macavity's a ginger cat, he's very tall and thin;
You would know him if you saw him, for his eyes are sunken in.
His brow is deeply lined with thought, his head is highly domed;
His coat is dusty from neglect, his whiskers are uncombed.
He sways his head from side to side, with movements like a snake;
And when you think he's half asleep, he's always wide awake.

Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity,
For he's a fiend in feline shape, a monster of depravity.
You may meet him in a by-street, you may see him in the square -
But when a crime's discovered, then Macavity's not there!

He's outwardly respectable. (They say he cheats at cards.)
And his footprints are not found in any file of Scotland Yard's.
And when the larder's looted, or the jewel-case is rifled,
Or when the milk is missing, or another Peke's been stifled,
Or the greenhouse glass is broken, and the trellis past repair -
Ay, there's the wonder of the thing! Macavity's not there!

And when the Foreign Office find a Treaty's gone astray,
Or the Admiralty lose some plans and drawings by the way,
There may be a scrap of paper in the hall or on the stair -
But it's useless to investigate - Macavity's not there!
And when the loss has been disclosed, the Secret Service say:
'It must have been Macavity!' - but he's a mile away.
You'll be sure to find him resting, or a-licking of his thumbs,
Or engaged in doing complicated long division sums.

Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity,
There never was a Cat of such deceitfulness and suavity.
He always has an alibi, and one or two to spare:
At whatever time the deed took place - MACAVITY WASN'T THERE!
And they say that all the Cats whose wicked deeds are widely known,
(I might mention Mungojerrie, I might mention Griddlebone)
Are nothing more than agents for the Cat who all the time
Just controls their operations: the Napoleon of Crime.

Zillah

You're loosing it Grace

claire h

Love your sig, Grace, only I prefer the version that goes: "And when she was good, she was very very good, and when she was bad, she was very very popular."

lordsippa

Well... considering Grace considers all hentai to be child pr0n cause they all look so damn young...

But yes. Hello Gary. We can all tell who you are. The random handing outs of mean words is the giveaway. If I am wrong I shall kill.. erm... Ming.

Zillah

Ha! It's actually Gary's slightly more evil twin! You fool, mwuhahaha! Best go kill something......

Blood is funny

lordsippa

Oh no! NOT THE EVIL TWIN AGAIN! Last time I chased you all the way to Venice for a final showdown. You should be dead.

But no matter, for I shall stop you or my name is not Sergio Legonias! EVIL TWIN HUNTER EXTRAORDINAIRE! :cool:

Zillah

You also are loosing it

Green Hand Guy

That Macavity thing is from Cats isn't it? We did a weird dance thing to that in my drama group last year. The tune that goes with it is so cool.

And that tiny cat thing is disgusting. It looks like some kind of aborted foetus or something. Dogs are much cooler and they make better miners too. Their thicker build means they can pull heavier mine carts.