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  • 28-11-2002 12:08pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 6,240 ✭✭✭


    BREAST IS BEST

    Paddy is walking down the Blackpool prom one day and he sees a mother breast feeding her baby boy. Paddy stops to speak to the mother. "That's what I like to see natural breast-feeding, I was raised on that"
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    The young mother tells Paddy to clear off. Paddy continues, "No seriously I was raised on the stuff, look at me, tall, lots of muscles, and really fit, looking at the baby breast feeding takes me back to my childhood", he pauses...., "can I try breast feeding on the other breast".

    The young mother says again, "Get away with you Paddy". Paddy says convincingly "You've got plenty of breast milk for baby, and he doesn't need the other breast". The young mother looks and Paddy and thinks, well he is good looking, fit and lots of muscle, "Come over here Paddy and you can get on the other breast". Paddy being sucking on the other breast, after five minutes the young woman has become more relaxed and is starting to get aroused ,panting slightly, she lies back and whispers to Paddy "Paddy ..... is there anything else you want ?"

    Paddy asks "err....have you got any Farleys Rusks"


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,346 ✭✭✭✭KdjaCL


    HHAHAHAHHA

    sick tho

    HAHAHAHHAHA

    KdjaC


  • Registered Users Posts: 646 ✭✭✭John2002


    Excellent!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 62 ✭✭Evil Jose


    Yuck Yuck Yuck Yuck Yuck Yuck!!:p


  • Registered Users Posts: 452 ✭✭xern


    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!:D


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