Dear Abby

John2002 · 28-11-2002 4:11pm #1

Dear Abby,

I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My
fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but really great and
understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me
to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit
beyond what we had expected it to be.

When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just
under a hundred ... then she floored me. She said that in a month I
would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have
sex with me. Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her
way said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave.

I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew
exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front
door...

There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be.
He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a
good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he
congratulated me on passing their little test.

Abby, should I tell my fiancee' what her parents did, and that I thought
their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character?

Or should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the
reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom?

Anon