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  • 29-11-2002 11:57am
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    Baldy
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    Four students, a Cuban, a Scot, a Spaniard, and an Irishman are
    sharing a carraige on a train. The Cuban lights up this enormous
    cuban cigar, about 12 inches long, worth about 800 pound, takes
    one short drag from it and flings the cigar out the window. The
    other three look at him in amazement and ask why he just threw
    out a full cuban cigar. He replies, "I'm from Cuba, I have
    thousands of those things back home".

    A few minutes later the Scot pulls out a litre bottle of Bells
    Whiskey, a 50 year-old bottle, worth a fortune. He takes a short
    measure glass, half fills it, knocks it back and flings the
    remainder of the bottle out the window. The other three in shock,
    ask him why he just threw away a near full bottle of fine malt
    scottish whiskey, he replies, "I'm Scottish, I have thousands of
    those things at home".

    A few minutes later the Spaniard pulls out a flagon of red wine, a
    100 year-old classic. He takes a couple of sips, licks his lips, and
    flings the remainder of the wine out the window. The other three in shock, ask him why he just threw away a near full bottle of classic wine, he replies, "I'm Spanish, I have thousands of those things at home".

    A few minutes later, the Irishman throws the Spanish student out the window.


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