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Johnny strikes again !!

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  • 03-12-2002 2:44pm
    #1
    Pokes
    Registered Users Posts: 345 ✭✭


    A man was walking on the sidewalk and noticed up ahead that Little Johnny was wearing a red fireman's hat and sitting in a red wagon. It appeared that the wagon was being pulled slowly by a large Labrador Retriever. When he got closer to the lad, he noticed that Johnny had a rope tied around the dog's testicles, which probably accounted for why the dog was walking so gingerly. Smiling, he spoke to the little boy, "That's really a nice fire engine you have there son. But I'll bet the dog would pull you faster if you tied that rope around his neck."
    "Yeah," Johnny replied, "but then I wouldn't have a siren."


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    #2
    Carbiens
    Closed Accounts Posts: 593 ✭✭✭Carbiens


    roffl, excellent ive missed lil' johnny:D


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    #3
    Pugsley
    Registered Users Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    Poor doggy :o
    Good'un tho :)


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    Acidflash
    Registered Users Posts: 1,228 ✭✭✭Acidflash


    rofl :)


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    #5
    TomTom
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭TomTom


    johnny is a smart kid. In all his joke he is smart, but that one shows just how smart the little bastard is.


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    LoGiE
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 2,968 Mod ✭✭✭✭LoGiE


    LOL :D Classic stuff!


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    Big Chief
    Registered Users Posts: 3,754 ✭✭✭Big Chief


    nice one :D


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    #8
    xern
    Registered Users Posts: 452 ✭✭xern


    Class

    he's a sadistic little fellow isn't he!!!!


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    #9
    tribble
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,478 ✭✭✭tribble


    I think Jonny's an /\sshole:eek:


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    #10
    [nicK]
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,639 ✭✭✭[nicK]


    I think Jonny's an /\sshole

    i'd say a....lets say .....hmm....3week ban should change his mind.


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    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    Let's say a 3 week ban on you for telling me what to do on my own board Scrappy? :p


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    tribble
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,478 ✭✭✭tribble


    :p


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