Alcohol Warnings!!

Evil Jose · 03-12-2002 3:38pm #1

Warning Labels on Alcohol Bottles

· The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.
· The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
· The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
· The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
· The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
· The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
· The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.
· The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.
· The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.
· The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.
· The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
· The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
· The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
· The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
· The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy
on Alcohol Bottles

You have been warned!!!:D