Ian Paisley

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The Reverend Ian Paisley dies and approaches the pearly gates.
St. Peter stops him. "You can't get in here" says St.Peter.
"Why not" says Paisley. "I've been a good Christian man all my life"
"Not according to our records. It says here you've been preaching hatred
against Catholics and the Pope for years" replies St.Peter. "Now, Just a minute. I haven't done that for a long time. I'm
a changed man. Why, just a few weeks ago, I was walking past a Catholic church in .Belfast and I heard some beautiful music. I looked inside and
these wee girls were all dressed up for their first communion. Well, I called over one of those girls and gave her a pound.

"We don't have any record of that here" said Peter
"And a couple of weeks later, I walked past another Catholic church and saw some boys being confirmed. I walked over to one of those boys and gave him a pound."

Again Peter looked puzzled."We have no record of that either." Paisley continued, "And just last week there, I saw a nun helping the homeless in downtown Belfast, so I gave that nun a pound."

St.Peter said"There must be something wrong with our computer,
because we don't have any of this on file. Let me talk to the Big Fellowfor a moment."
Ian Paisley paced up and down, waiting anxiously for the
answer. Eventually St.Peter returned... "What did He say?" said Paisley. "He said......here's your three pound back, now f*** off"

superconor

quite good
L2

TomTom

brillant, lucky i'd just been to the toilet or I would have shat myself