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brakes !

GoneShootin · 2002-12-03 17:24:04

A truck driver was going down a steep incline when, at the foot of the hill, he was able to make out a couple having sex in the middle of the road. Five times on his descent he sounded his horn, but they didn't move. He finally brought the truck to a halt inches from them. The truck driver got out and stormed: "What the…

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03-12-2002 6:24pm

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GoneShootin

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A truck driver was going down a steep incline when, at the foot of the hill, he was able to make out a couple having sex in the middle of the road. Five times on his descent he sounded his horn, but they didn't move. He finally brought the truck to a halt inches from them. The truck driver got out and stormed: "What the hell's the matter with you two? Didn't you hear me? You could have been killed!"

The man replied nonchalantly: "Listen, I was coming, she was coming, and you were coming. You were the only one with brakes."

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#2 04-12-2002 1:05am
TomTom

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cue tumble weed

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#3 04-12-2002 1:13am
phaxx

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Oh I don't know, I quite liked that one.

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#4 04-12-2002 1:16am
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Heard it before and didn't make me laugh then either;)

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#5 04-12-2002 4:45pm
tribble

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I liked it...

b:)

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