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  • 04-12-2002 10:10am
    #1
    Kone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,372 ✭✭✭


    A little old Jewish lady dialled the number for Mount Sinai Hospital.
    "Hello, darling," she sang out. I'd like to talk with the person who gives
    out information regarding your patients. I want to know if the patient is
    getting better, or doing like expected, or is getting worse.

    The hospital receptionist asked: "What is the patient's name and room
    number, please?"

    The caller replied: "Yes, darling! she's Sarah Finkel, in Room 302."

    "Oh, yes. Mrs. Finkel is doing very well. In fact, she's had two full meals,
    her blood pressure is fine, her blood tests just came back as normal, she's
    going to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and if she
    continues this improvement, Dr. Cohen is going to send her home Tuesday at
    twelve o'clock."

    The caller said: "Thank God! That's wonderful! Oh! that's fantastic,
    darling! That's wonderful news!"

    The receptionist said: "From your enthusiastic reaction, I assume you must
    be a family member of the patient!"

    "No. I'm Sarah Finkel in 302. My doctor don't tell me ****!"


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    #2
    Big Chief
    Registered Users Posts: 3,754 ✭✭✭Big Chief


    brought a smile atleast, prolly cause im still waking up atm though and can barely talk nm laugh :)

    hmm another cup of coffe me thinks :eek:


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