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  • 04-12-2002 5:40pm
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    Pokes
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    A man stops into this little backwoods restaurant for lunch, and after finishing his meal he inquires the way to the rest room.
    He's told that it's around the back of the building, so he heads through the back door, finds the outhouse and takes a sh1t, only to discover there's no toilet paper. But there is a sign on the wall that reads, 'Wipe yourself with your finger, then insert the finger into this hole, and your finger will be cleaned with great attention.'
    So the man wipes up and sticks his finger through the hole. On the other side is standing a little boy holding a brick in either hand, who claps them together at the sight of the finger poking through.
    The guy screams in pain, yanks his hand back, and starts sucking on his finger.


    There was a man that really had to take a ****, so he went into a nearby bar and asked the bartender where the bathrooms were. The bartender said, "Go upstairs and it is the 2nd door on the right." So the man went upstairs and couldn't find the bathrooms anywhere. He looked in every door there was. He really really had to take a **** by that time, so he saw a hole in the floor and he decided to take a crap in it. So he went ahead and did his business.
    After he had relieved himself, he went back downstairs and noticed there was nobody in the bar. He asked the bartender, "Where did everybody go?"
    The bartender replied, "Where were you when the **** hit the fan?"


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