i love you

GoneShootin

A prisoner escapes from his California prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and
breaks into it. He finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair, ties up the woman to the bed and while he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the
bathroom.

While he is there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, This
guy is a prisoner, and has not seen a woman in years. I saw the way he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry,he will kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you!"

To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was
whispering in my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy,
and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you

TomTom

How do you clean vomit from a keyboard?


Sick but good.

Carbiens

:rolleyes: i had to read it 4 times to get it. it was worth in the end, hehe nothing like a bit of poetic justice
n1:D

Pugsley

Oldie and downright feckin evil!!!........ funny tho

bozzie

eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!
thats disgusting

v funny tho

Runfree

good one