Worst Joke in the world

hussey · 05-12-2002 12:22pm #1

> > Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were
> swimming
> > around in the sea - one called Justin and the other
> > called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and
> threatened
> > by sharks that patrolled the area. Finally one day Justin said to
> > Christian, "I'm bored and frustrated at being a prawn, I wish I was a
> > shark, then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten..." As Justin
> > had his mind firmly on becoming a predator, a mysterious cod appears and
> > says, "Your wish is granted", and lo and behold, Justin turned into a
> > shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten
> > by his old mate. Time went on (as it invariably does...) and Justin
> found
> > himself becoming bored and lonely as a shark. All his old mates simply
> > swam away
> > whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new
> > menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight. While out swimming
> > alone one day he sees the mysterious cod again and can't believe his
> luck.
> > Justin figured that the fish could change him back into a prawn. He
> begs
> > the cod to change him back so, lo and behold, he is turned back into a
> > prawn. With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, Justin swam back to
> his
> > friends and bought them all a cocktail. (The punch line does not involve
> a
> > prawn cocktail - it's much worse). Looking around the gathering at the
> > reef, he searched for his old pal. "Where's Christian?" he asked. "He's
> at
> > home, distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy and
> > became a shark", came the reply. Eager to put things right again and end
> > the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian's house. As he
> opened
> > the coral gate the memories came flooding back. He banged on the door
> and
> > shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again.
> > "Christian replied "No way man, you'll eat me. You're a shark, the enemy
> > and I'll not be tricked. " Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the
> > old me. I've changed..............
> >
> > "I've found Cod. I'm a prawn again Christian"