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Three Dead Bodies

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  • 05-12-2002 7:33pm
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    Acidflash
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    Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to show them what's happened. A Detective Inspector is sent and is taken straight to the first body. "Armagh man, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile Inspector" says the Coroner. The DI is taken to the second dead man. "Dubliner, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile." Nothing unusual here, thinks the DI, and asks to be shown the last body. They move on. "Ah" says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Mayoman, 30 struck by lightning." "Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector. "Thought he was having his picture taken", replies the coroner.


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    DiscoStu
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    Ah those quaint country folk, but shouldnt he think that the camera was stealing his soul and be a bit annoyed?


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    xern
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    tut tut....


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