Is it really just a guy thing?

Wolf

Its the right TOPIC its all about masturbation

hedgetrimmer

A friend of mine jokes about masterbation in the following way;

He likes to set the mood, light a few candles, get into things, sit on his hand for 30 minutes until it goes numb, then pop thenold chap through a curtain gap and off he goes - that way you can pretend it's someone else doing it

made me laugh.

and yes, I am, and yes I do!

But honestly, I;ve me more than a few women who *didn't know how!* Mind you, I was young and catholic then (no offence intended)

WhiteWashMan

this thread is a load of toss........

and it looks like yer all a bunch a wánkers too.

Shiminay

63% of men masturbate - 37% are liars

Women seem to have serious trouble admitting that they do - some friends of mine wouldn't swear that the didn't cause they said "I don't need to prove anything" which is toss (ha!).

She couldn't see past years of people saying masturbation is wrong and admit it to her close friends...

WhiteWashMan

Originally posted by Kharn

She couldn't see past years of people saying masturbation is wrong and admit it to her close friends...

to be honest dav, id have trouble talking about my self flagellation with you.
i think its the hair that does it.

definately.....

Graemo

Love to stay, but I've got to go have a ****.

Sposs

I Dont **** i make love

John2002

Originally posted by El Marco
I'm male and I don't masturbate. I think it's a disgusting habit and you people should be ashamed of yourselves.

It's only disgusting if come gets on your hand

po0k

Pearl Bracelet

leeroybrown

and yes, I am, and yes I do!

I am???

You mean you were as you posted

WhiteWashMan

dont knock masturbation, its sex with someone you love.....

sutty

I'm turly suprised this tread hasn't been locked yet. although... it really shows that boards needs more women I mean look at them figures

Kell

I read somewhere that you stand a bigger chance of shaking hands with a woman who has masturbated recently than you do a man. Lets see, depending on your industry, how many women would you blokes shake hands with on a daily basis? **** and the female equivolent in work- I love it. I am off to get me one of those bracelets--

clipper

has the world gone mad?? i is a laydee (with a more than competent feller), and of course i do it lots. why wouldn't anybody? no better to occupy those spare few moments of your day.

Shiminay

Originally posted by WhiteWashMan
to be honest dav, id have trouble talking about my self flagellation with you.

Says someone who calls himself WhiteWashMan???

Getting man spiel out of hair is annoying though... It is not a good conditioner.

WhiteWashMan

Originally posted by Kharn
Says someone who calls himself WhiteWashMan???

Getting man spiel out of hair is annoying though... It is not a good conditioner.

HA! coming from someone who has a penis with eyes on it for his avatar!

it does make good moisturizer.

by the way, its a myth that swallowing will up your calorie intake by 3-400 callories a load.
so girls, no need to use the 'im on a diet' excuse anymore.

and while youre down there.....

p

Originally posted by Kharn
Women seem to have serious trouble admitting that they do - some friends of mine wouldn't swear that the didn't cause they said "I don't need to prove anything" which is toss (ha!).


Sorry, I think that's total bul****.

How many guys talk to each other about masturbation?
Women have Ann Summers & Sex Toys parties!

They may not talk to you abou their masturbatory habits but women do talk about sex with each other ina much more mature manner than men.

- Kevin