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Beckham Joke

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  • 09-12-2002 10:55am
    #1
    John2002
    Registered Users Posts: 646 ✭✭✭


    David Beckham runs in early from training one afternoon and dashes to the bedroom to find Posh spread out on the bed naked, puffing and panting.

    Becks asks her suspiciously "What are you doing?"

    Posh stutters a reply "I'm - er, er.... I'm having a heart attack"

    "Oh no" he cries in despair. "I'll call an ambulance". He runs
    downstairs, picks up the phone and begins dialling 999.

    However, he is stopped in his tracks by a tearful Brooklyn. "What's the matter, son?" asks Becks.

    "Uncle Giggsy is in the wardrobe with no clothes on, daddy" sniffles Brooklyn. Infuriated by this, Beckham runs upstairs and kicks down the wardrobe door.

    Sure enough, the carpet-chested Welshman is stood there, starkers.

    "You w*nker Giggsy" screams Becks. "My wife is right over there
    having a bloody heart attack, and you're running around naked
    scaring the sh*t out of Brooklyn."


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    #2
    Pep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 198 ✭✭Pep


    Beckham jokes get better and better


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    #3
    Thanx 4 The Fish
    Registered Users Posts: 15,399 Mod ✭✭✭✭Thanx 4 The Fish


    I thought that the title was it... Would have been good at that stage. Was even better once I read the text :)


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    Pugsley
    Registered Users Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    lol, good 'un :D


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    #5
    banbutcher
    Registered Users Posts: 483 ✭✭banbutcher


    David Beckham is asked to give an speech about tactics by the press, he accepts like the guy he is!! so anyway the day comes to give the speech and david comes into the room, sits down, takes a drink of water, clears his troath and begins..."Well there small mintie and they are only two calories!!"

    well i taught it was funneh!!


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    TomTom
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭TomTom


    holy crap on a stick, thats bad


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    #7
    Carbiens
    Closed Accounts Posts: 593 ✭✭✭Carbiens


    i thought they were both excellent, god i hate that guy:rolleyes: :D


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    #8
    John2002
    Registered Users Posts: 646 ✭✭✭John2002


    I prefer my one :)


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    banbutcher
    Registered Users Posts: 483 ✭✭banbutcher


    well i perfer my one!!


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    Space Coyote
    Registered Users Posts: 2,164 ✭✭✭Space Coyote


    David Beckham and Michael Owen jump out of an Aeroplane, who hits the ground first?
    A...Michael Owen, Beckham has to stop and ask for directions


    Q...What did Posh say to Beck's when she found out she was pregnant?
    A...Are you sure it's mine David....?


    Q... What's the difference between David Beckham and a supermarket trolley?
    A... The trolley has a mind of it's own.


    Q... Why does Beckham have T.G.I.F printed on the front of his boots?
    A... Toes Go In First!


    What's the difference between David Beckham and Posh Spice?
    Posh spice doesn't kick back when taken from behind.


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