Ideal Concert

kingconor

What would be your ideal concert?
Mine would be a wayne-stock style festival, featuring : AC/DC, Guns N' Roses (original lineup), Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Aerosmith, Van Halen and Rammstein!!!
It would take place inthe field behind my house, over a weekend (Friday - Sunday) there would be 15,000 people there, everyone would get 1 free pint and a free festival t-shirt!
It would be the best gig ever!
However, if anyone feels they can think of a better bill, I'd like to hear it!

cournioni

Mine would be...

Pantera (Headlining)
Down
Led Zeppelin
Black Sabbath
In Flames
Slayer
AC/DC
Ozzy Osbourne
Fear Factory
Superjoint Ritual
Diamond Head
Iced Earth

All of this in whatever order necessary (with the exception of Pantera headlining). All bands would play for an hour (apart from Pantera with two hours). The festival would start at 10am and would finish at 11pm.

Free drink for everyone, with lots of weed stalls aswell (no police). Moshing, stage diving and crowd surfing all allowed.

Pugsley

In kind of an order -
In Flames (leading)
Dark tranquility
Black Sabbath
Nightwish
Iced Earth
Blind Guardian
Iron Maiden
Hammerfall

Each band plays for 3hours..... 24hours of rocking!
(security is kept to a minimum, and crowd surfing, moshing etc is allowed, and falling asleep while Blind Guardian playing is illegal *looks at AW accusingly*)

Tazz T

Originally posted by kingconor
Mine would be a wayne-stock style festival, featuring : AC/DC, Guns N' Roses (original lineup), Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Aerosmith, Van Halen and Rammstein!!!
It would take place inthe field behind my house, over a weekend (Friday - Sunday) there would be 15,000 people there, everyone would get 1 free pint and a free festival t-shirt!
It would be the best gig ever!
However, if anyone feels they can think of a better bill, I'd like to hear it!

'One' free pint. LOL! How about all free beer included in the ticket price? And instead of a t-shirt, a special festival survival bag with kebab, sunscreen, plastic sheet, wellies, condom and alkaseltzer. The bag can then double as a sickbag.

I've no problem hosting the gig in the field behind your house as long as mum doesn't mind 15,000 metallers peeing, puking and crapping everywhere, oh, and she can put up with the little bit of extraneous noise from the 250,000 watt PA. As for bands, keep Rammstein on the bill, but we also need Manowar, Exodus, Archenemy, Deicide and Judas Priest (with Halford). A nice mix to keep everyone happy.

er...if I get bored can I watch TV with your sister:)?

Gordon

Prince to start with then Jimi Hendrix to end.

Deffo free beer yes!

Ph3n0m

So everyone could see all their favs without having to run from one stage to another - one single stage

First day
Irish Talent

Corrupted
Revile
Mael Mordha
and loads more

Second Day

Obituary
Testament
Death
Suicidal Tendencies
Megadeth
Metallica
Slayer
Ozzy
Black Sabbath (Ozzy in line-up)
Carcass
In Flames
Anthrax

ah hell just loads of bands I like



Free beer and cider for anyone, and for those who just come along to get drunk and start sh*t - they are personally handed an ass kicking by everyone

Oeneus

Iron Maiden
Megadeth
Guns N' Roses (both of them)
Nightwish
AC/DC
Black Sabbath
Metallica
and S Club 7 (need somewhere for the beer bottles to be thrown)

All taking place on a circular center stage... like on the Cunning Stunts DVD!

Karl Hungus

Opeth
Dissection
My Dying Bride
Immortal
Nile
Behemoth
Iced Earth
Mayhem
Katatonia
Anathema

Although that would probably kill me.

gaui3d0pnbz86o

mmmm all good line ups, love to through bottles at S club 7 too, better then littering ....LOL

instead of one headline act, how about 3-5 top bands on stage at once, alternating who sings, and maybe joining together for some songs??

imagine Cradle of Filth, rammstein, Iced Earth, In Flames and Opeth on stage at once! insane id say!!

OLDYELLAR

yup ,
system of a down
iron maiden
metallica
AC/DC
thin lizzy
and a likle bit o queen to round up the day

in a big mad field that have taps full o bulmers , and some kinda ring in the corner with all the members of nickleback in it , an you take turns beating them with big sticks and wet nettles ,aye

Mr.Applepie

Originally posted by Oeneus
and S Club 7 (need somewhere for the beer bottles to be thrown)

There just called S Club these days


I would have a 2 day festival(Sat-Sun). One stage with everyone playing for two hours bar the headlining bands who play for 3. Free food which does not lead to food poisining. Free beer for everyone


First Day:
AC/DC
Iron Maiden
Metallica
Guns N' Roses
Led Zeppilin
Jimi Hendrix(Headlining 1st day)

Second Day:
The Eagles(Nothing Better when hungover)
Red Hot Chilli Peppers(screw Aerosmith)
The Doors(With Jim)
Green Day
Nirvana(Dear Joseph I nearly forgot them)
Foo Fighters(Headlining 2nd day)


[miles lane]In my festival anything goes! Now lets get is on![/miles lane]

ironbrew

my ideal concert wud b jenny frost outa atomic kitten dancing round naked...but not singing!

get ur hair cut u crazy rocker!

ironbrew

What sort of person calls himself 'King'conor, would it be one with large ears? I'm LMAO

Axe

DWAINE!!!!!

Anywho, back to the matter in hand.

My ideal concert would be a huge day-long festival at Donington. All at the concert would be:

• AC/DC
• Rammstein
• Iron Maiden
• Judas Priest (Halford)
• Oasis (Don't like it? Sue me!)
• Red Hot Chili Peppers
• Black Sabbath

And there you have it fellows, the greatest concert the world is ever likely to see.

ironbrew

i agree wif oasis, i think it shud b alllllll oasis.p.s it was nice of u 2 let me back in angelwhore!!!!ty

get ur hair cut u crazy rocker: 'superconor'

Tazz T

Originally posted by Axe
[*]Oasis (Don't like it? Sue me!)

My lawyer will be in touch.

s8n

Nirvana
smashing pumpkins
screaming trees
Alice in chains
RATM
Metallica
Aerosmith


any running order...depends how quick my time machine is

Shiminay

I'd have a 3 day event.

Loads of local talent for the first 4 hours or so of the days.

Day 1 would have bands like System of a Down, Otep, Slipknot etc - let's call it Nu day Headlined by Deftones.

Day 2 will be ****ing nuts - Nile, Kryptopsy, Entombed, Hardcore stuff like that. Headlined by Slayer!

Day 3 will be a little easier - Soulfly, Rammstein, Foo Fighters and Pantera will be headlining.

Beer won't be free, but there'll be off-licence things selling whatever.

People will wander the crowds and camping areas selling cakes and stuff with extra special ingredients (bit like Reading).

King of Arrakis

It would be;
Day 1;
Aerosmith (headline)
Van Halen
System of a Down
Stone Roses
Weezer
Led Zeppelin
Day 2;
Metallica (Headline)
John Lennon
Black Sabbath
Pantera
Electric 6 (only for shock Value)
Grandmaster Flash & The Furious 5
Oasis

Robbo

Mine would have no free beer, to keep the beliigerent drunkards out. There will be only me and any crowd of my approval there. Anyone wearing black denim will be burnt.

Lineup:
AC DC
Boards of Canada
Portishead
Leftfield
Missy Elliot
Therapy?
The Pixies (since eveyone else is naming make-believe bands)
Queens of the Stone Age
Bjork

and, to wrap it all up...

Joe Strummer.

Possibly whack in Manowar there, to keep the fantasy metalheads happy.

Karl Hungus

Originally posted by Robbo
Lineup:
AC DC
Boards of Canada
Portishead
Leftfield
Missy Elliot
Therapy?
The Pixies (since eveyone else is naming make-believe bands)
Queens of the Stone Age
Bjork

and, to wrap it all up...

Joe Strummer.

Possibly whack in Manowar there, to keep the fantasy metalheads happy.

That sounds pretty good.
Apart from Missy Elliot, and QotSA...

Robbo

This is bizarre, no sooner had I posted that, Joe Strummer died. This was a couple of hours after watching that Clash documentary "Westway to the World" in a mates.

If I have this effect, I would like to mention the following people in the hope that they can all have heart attacks:

David Gray
David Kitt
Paddy Casey
Mundy
Damien Rice