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danger of mop buckets

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  • 10-12-2002 12:34pm
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    TomTom
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    A man was in a bar all day and he had to use the bathroom. He was in there for a while, yelling, so the barmaid reluctantly went to the bathroom to check on him. "Sir, what are you yelling about? You're scaring the customers."

    "Every time I try to flush the toilet something keeps biting my balls!"

    "Sir, please get off the mop bucket."


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    Big Chief
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    :confused::confused::confused:


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    Dazzer
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    Indeed?? :confused:


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    irishman_abroad
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    yup


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    DapperGent
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    A mop bucket has a thing for squeezing out water from the mop. It involves a handle which when pulled engages two pincers which squeze and drain the mop.

    I think the joke's even less funny when you understand it.


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    Carbiens
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    :p nothing worse than a bad joke that needs to be explained:rolleyes:
    and i should know:cool:


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    Kairo
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    Originally posted by Carbine
    :p nothing worse than a bad joke that needs to be explained:rolleyes:
    and i should know:cool:

    OMFG STOP POSTING ON TEH GODAMN HUMOURBOARD GODAMNIT! DAMNIT, GOD DO YOU POST ANYWHERE ELSE?! AND LOSE THOSE SMILEYS :D:confused::p ..AND LOSE SOME WEIGHT TOO..YOU FATASS.

    that is all.


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    TomTom
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    who me?


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    ShayK1
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    Originally posted by Kairo
    OMFG STOP POSTING ON TEH GODAMN HUMOURBOARD GODAMNIT! DAMNIT, GOD DO YOU POST ANYWHERE ELSE?! AND LOSE THOSE SMILEYS :D:confused::p ..AND LOSE SOME WEIGHT TOO..YOU FATASS.

    that is all.

    Whose a moany Michael Then???


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    Dazzer
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    No TomTom I thinking he's referring to Carbine :D


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    Big Chief
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    even explained i still dont understand it... :p


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