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Three Tortoises

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  • 11-12-2002 5:52pm
    #1
    hussey
    Registered Users Posts: 6,240 ✭✭✭


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    > Three tortoises, Mick, Alan and Les, decide to go on a picnic. So Mick
    > packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is the
    > picnic site is ten miles away so it takes them ten days to get there. When
    > they get there Mick unpacks the food and beer .
    > 'Ok Les give me the bottle opener,
    > 'I didn't bring it' says Les.
    > 'I thought you packed it'.
    > Mick gets worried, He turns to Alan, 'Did you bring the bottle opener??
    > Naturally Alan didn't bring it. So they're stuck ten miles from home
    > without a bottle opener.
    > Mick and Alan beg Les to go back for it. But he refuses as he says they
    > will eat all the sandwiches. After two hours, and after they have sworn on
    > their tortoise lives agrees.
    > So Les sets off down the road at a steady pace. 20 days pass and he still
    > isn't back and Mick and Alan are starving, but a promise is a promise.
    > Another 5 days and he still isn't back, but a promise is a promise.
    > Finally they can't take it any longer so they take out a sandwich each,
    > and just as they are about to eat it, Les pops up from behind a rock and
    > shouts
    >
    >
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    > 'I KNEW IT'......I'M NOT F*CKING GOING!


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