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couple of jokes, some not for kids. Be warned!!

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  • 12-12-2002 6:06pm
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    TomTom
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭


    What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?
    Popeye almost killed him!

    What two words will clear out a men's restroom?
    "Nice Dick!"

    Mom's have Mother's Day,
    Father's have Father's Day.
    What do single guys have?
    Palm Sunday.

    How is a woman like a condom?
    Both spend more time in your wallet than on your pecker.

    Why is divorce so expensive?
    Because it's worth it.


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    Dazzer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,642 ✭✭✭Dazzer


    Some oldies but goodies :)


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