Brewer's Convention

Mr E

At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEOs of various
brewing organizations retired to the bar at the end of each
day's conferencing.

Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In 'Strailya, we
make the best bloody beer in the world, so pour me a Fosters,
mate."

Bob, CEO of Budweiser calls out next: "In the States, we brew
the finest beers of the world, and I make the king of them all -
gimme a Bud."

Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer. Give me un
Becks, ze real King of beers."

Jan, chief executive of Grolsch follows by stating
that Grolsch is the ultimate beer and asks for one
with two fingers of head on top.

Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, give
me a diet coke with ice and lemon. please".

The other four stare at him in stunned silence, amazement
written all over their faces.

Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a Guinness,
Paddy?" Paddy replies "Well, if you f*ckin' pansies aren't drinkin',
then neither am I".

Dazzer

Gets a smile

Acidflash

made me laugh

irishman_abroad

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