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  • 13-12-2002 8:44am
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    Registered Users Posts: 452 ✭✭


    There's an Italian, a
    Frenchman and an
    Irishman. The Italian says,
    When I've a finished makina da love with
    my girlfriend I go down and gently tickle the
    back of her knees, she floatsa 6 inches abova
    da bed in ecstasy".
    The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing,
    when Ah 'ave
    finished making ze love with ze
    girlfriend Ah
    kiss all ze waydown her body and zen Ah
    lick ze soles of
    her feet wiz mah tongue
    and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy".
    The Irishman says, "That's nahtin'.
    When I've finished shaggin' me bord, I get out
    of bed, walk over to th' window and
    wipe me knob on
    the curtain. She hits the fúcking roof !


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭memphis


    A real classic that. make me laugh each time I hear it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,888 ✭✭✭nanook


    just what i needed this morning, oh god that is a good cure for a hangover

    cheers


  • Registered Users Posts: 677 ✭✭✭Eye


    class .... pure class :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,144 ✭✭✭Runfree


    pure classic that one. Never gets old doesn it :D:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,780 ✭✭✭JohnK


    :D:D:D good one :D:D:D


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