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Patenting a stupid pet trick

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    #2
    phaxx
    Registered Users Posts: 1,842 ✭✭✭phaxx


    It seems like a reasonable patent to me, dunno what you're on about.


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    Pugsley
    Registered Users Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    lol, seems very stupid to me aswell, got a smile of confusion :)


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    #4
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,380 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    I've been doing that for ages, they go mental for those wee red laser things. Has anyone patented dog-walking yet?


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    rymus
    Registered Users Posts: 8,819 ✭✭✭rymus


    /me runs out and patents chewing & swallowing


    exxxcellent :D


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    #6
    JohnK
    Registered Users Posts: 4,780 ✭✭✭JohnK


    /me bangs my head against the wall and cries


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    Mad_Patrick
    Closed Accounts Posts: 138 ✭✭Mad_Patrick


    Maybe I should patent my trick to get dogs to exercise.

    1. Find something they really don't like the smell of, a finger in the ass usually works.

    2. Stick it under the nose of the dog as if it were food.

    3. When the dog tries to walk away from the smell of ass, run after her and try to keep your finger under it's nose.

    As an added bonus, the person gets exercise aswell.

    Now all I have to do is draw a picture


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    TomTom
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭TomTom


    stop everything i just patened tajing a piss


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    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    My housemate is in the process of patenting masturbation with the left hand...


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    John2002
    Registered Users Posts: 646 ✭✭✭John2002


    Originally posted by Kharn
    My housemate is in the process of patenting masturbation with the left hand...

    I, being a lefty, patented that when I was 13 :)


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    JohnK
    Registered Users Posts: 4,780 ✭✭✭JohnK


    Originally posted by John2002
    I, being a lefty, patented that when I was 13 :)

    LMAO :D:D:D


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    Victor
    Registered Users Posts: 78,367 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Yeah a mirror at the penguin enclosure in the zoo can create hours of fun.


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    rymus
    Registered Users Posts: 8,819 ✭✭✭rymus


    Originally posted by Kharn
    My housemate is in the process of patenting masturbation with the left hand...
    Damn you and your evil housemate! Now I'll have to retrain myself to use the other hand :(


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