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3 Rotweilers

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  • 16-12-2002 3:48pm
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    Don1
    Registered Users Posts: 3,172 ✭✭✭


    In a vet's office waiting room there were 3 Rotweilers (spelling?).
    Anyway, they got talkin and were askin each other what each one was in for. Here's what each one had to say (translated of course!):

    Dog 1
    I was walkin with my master and this man started follwing us so I turned around and bit into his throat and killed him so I'm here to be put down.

    Dog2
    I was asleep in the house and this scumbag broke in and tried to nick the TV so i chewed the b*stard's arm off! I'm here to be put down too.

    Dog1 and Dog2
    How bout you?

    Dog3
    Okay here goes. I was upstairs patrolling the house and as I was passing the bathroom I noticed the masters wife bent over the edge of the bath naked. Well what was I to do/ I couldn't resist so I ran in and gave her a good "seeing to" if you know what I mean?!

    Dog 1and2
    So I guess you're hear to be put down too?

    Dog 3
    No, I'm just here to get my nails clipped!!!
    :D:D:D

    P.S.Mods, please don't delete this. It aint that bad!


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    #2
    GoneShootin
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    meh


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    Runfree
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,144 ✭✭✭Runfree


    good un


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    JohnK
    Registered Users Posts: 4,780 ✭✭✭JohnK


    lmao :D:D:D
    I'll have to forward that to a few people :D


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    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    Borderline sir, borderline. Be thankful you didn't get too graphic :)


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    #6
    Don1
    Registered Users Posts: 3,172 ✭✭✭Don1


    The real versoin is a bit better but I assumed (correctly) that I'd get my ass whupped if I posted it, hence the sanitation!


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