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Another Irishman Joke

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  • 16-12-2002 4:29pm
    #1
    Runfree
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    There were three wannabe astronauts, a Russian, an American and an Irishman, sitting in a bar.

    The Russian says "Us Russians are the best because we were the first in orbit."

    The American says "Us Americans are the best because we were the first on the moon."

    Then the Irishman says, "Well us Irish are going to be the first on the sun."

    With that the American and the Russian look at the Irishman and say "You'll get burnt you idiot."

    The Irishman replies, "We're going at night ya morons!"


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    #2
    ShayK1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,602 ✭✭✭ShayK1


    Next your gonna say "We are using Smokless fuel while goin through the whole in the O-zone as a Mark of respect!"

    Its as old as me GRANDA!!


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