The Perfect Joke

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Subject: The perfect joke!!!
This could very well be the perfect joke, read on!

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a
perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together
was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect
couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they
noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect
couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge
bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of
Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their
vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect
couple; and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the
accident.

Question: Who was the survivor?

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Answer:
The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in
the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no
such thing as a perfect man.
**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
**** Men keep scrolling.





















So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have
been driving. This explains why there was a car accident. By the way,
if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another
point: Women never listen

Mad_Patrick

It's funny because it's true

Johnny Gomez

Very good, its fun for all the family:D

TomTom

an it's not so funny because it was posted before

Pugsley

rofl, good 'un

Don1

Zat is guud ya!!:D