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Christmas poem

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  • 19-12-2002 1:05pm
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    John2002
    Registered Users Posts: 646 ✭✭✭


    He laid her on the table
    So white, clean and bare
    His forehead wet with beads of sweat,
    He rubbed her here and there.
    He touched her neck and then her breast,
    And then, drooling, felt her thigh.
    The slit was wet and all was set,
    He gave a joyous cry.
    The hole was wide... he looked inside,
    All was dark and murky.
    He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms......


















    And then he stuffed the turkey.

    May I be the first to wish your dirty little
    mind a Merry Christmas!


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    #2
    JohnK
    Registered Users Posts: 4,780 ✭✭✭JohnK


    lol :D


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    Mad_Patrick
    Closed Accounts Posts: 138 ✭✭Mad_Patrick


    At this stage I think it would be more of a surprize to actually realise at the end that it is indeed dirty.


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    John2002
    Registered Users Posts: 646 ✭✭✭John2002


    Originally posted by Mad_Patrick
    At this stage I think it would be more of a surprize to actually realise at the end that it is indeed dirty.

    You're right.


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    TomTom
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭TomTom


    Those type of jokes are getting a bit to common


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