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Suspicious man

Mad_Patrick · 2002-12-19 14:11:42

A business man is suspicious of his wife so he calls up from the office. The maid answers the phone: Man: Hi is my wife here?? Maid: Hes sir, she's up stairs with a man Man: What are they doing?? Maid: well they're having sex, they've been seeing each other every day for a few months now Man: Well go to the cabinet, get my…

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19-12-2002 3:11pm

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Mad_Patrick

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A business man is suspicious of his wife so he calls up from the office. The maid answers the phone:

Man: Hi is my wife here??
Maid: Hes sir, she's up stairs with a man
Man: What are they doing??
Maid: well they're having sex, they've been seeing each other every day for a few months now
Man: Well go to the cabinet, get my gun and go up and shoot the 2 of them dead
Maid: Grand so
The man hears nothing for a while and then hears 2 gunshots and the maid comes back to the phone
Maid: What will I do with the bodies?
Man: Throw them in the pool
Maid: What pool??
Man: Hold on a second, is this 0667127....

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#2 19-12-2002 4:46pm
Don1

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Uuuuuuuh.

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#3 19-12-2002 5:00pm
Runfree

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hmmm intresting must see if that works.

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#4 19-12-2002 5:28pm
Pugsley

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lol, good one

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#5 19-12-2002 8:31pm
Lump

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HAR HAR....... ****E!

John

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#6 20-12-2002 5:29pm
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#7 20-12-2002 9:09pm
Mutz

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heheh... great one.

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#8 20-12-2002 10:21pm
Johnny Gomez

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I heard it before but in a different setting.Still good though.

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