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  • 20-12-2002 1:24am
    #1
    GoneShootin
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    A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.

    One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of six?"

    His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!'"


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    Pugsley
    Registered Users Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    Revenge is sweet :)


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    #3
    TomTom
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭TomTom


    bit of a silly joke


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    #4
    Sangre
    Registered Users Posts: 12,154 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    :confused::confused:

    I dont really get it?

    Please explain it to me like im George W. Bush


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    Gordon
    Registered Users Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    Originally posted by Sangre

    Please explain it to me like im George W. Bush
    Ok, here goes.

    "Laugh Mr. President, you don't need to put your go-to-war hat on in this situation. Just laugh."


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    Sangre
    Registered Users Posts: 12,154 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    Okay...... now try explaining it to me like a person who doesnt get the joke.


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    Runfree
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,144 ✭✭✭Runfree


    What is there to get. Mother of six children father of four children easy as that


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    Lenny
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    hehe, made me giggle :)


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    #9
    ozt9vdujny3srf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,152 ✭✭✭ozt9vdujny3srf


    variation of the joke but:

    2 brothers are having a fight

    Brother 1: Your Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    Brother 2: my ma's ur ma ye bleedin eejit
    Brother 1: Oh, shoite, Your daaaaaaaaaaa then
    Brother 2: Don't know him


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