10 Ways to Annoy Cops

Runfree

1) Say, "Damn, officer, you must have been going fast to keep up with me!"
2) When he approaches you, stare at his gut and say, "Hmmm. I thought cops had to be physically fit."

3) Sway and ask if his bulletproof vest protects him from projectile vomiting.

4) Lie on the ground and ask him to draw your outline in chalk.

5) Throw his nightstick and tell the police dog to fetch it.

6)Ask him if you can use his pepper spray to spice up your pizza.

7)Tell him you wanted to be a cop, but decided to graduate high school instead.

8) When he asks you to walk the line, "Riverdance" instead.

9) Instead of pleading the 5th amendment, plead the 13th or 16th.

10) When he asks for your license, say, "Oh sure, officer, can you hold me beer for a sec?"

TomTom

damn that the unfunniest **** I've read so far.

milltown

You really should read more Tom:rolleyes:

passive

this might be a little biased towards friendly or law abiding cops in some far off country...so lets see how it works here

1) Say, "Damn, officer, you must have been going fast to keep up with me!"

1: "gets dragged out of car, handcuffed and kicked in the head"

2) When he approaches you, stare at his gut and say, "Hmmm. I thought cops had to be physically fit."

2: "baton to the face"

3) Sway and ask if his bulletproof vest protects him from projectile vomiting.

3:"Baton to the face"

4) Lie on the ground and ask him to draw your outline in chalk.

"living **** kicked out of you"

5) Throw his nightstick and tell the police dog to fetch it.

see: "3"

6)Ask him if you can use his pepper spray to spice up your pizza.

"no"

7)Tell him you wanted to be a cop, but decided to graduate high school instead.

"baton, baton, kick"

8) When he asks you to walk the line, "Riverdance" instead.

See above

9) Instead of pleading the 5th amendment, plead the 13th or 16th.

no idea what they are...but i'm gonna go with "baton to the face"

10) When he asks for your license, say, "Oh sure, officer, can you hold me beer for a sec?"

not sure about this one..he'd probably just drink it

Runfree

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