Rifle Shop

honeymonster

A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his
rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a
scope. The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This
scope is so good,you can see my house all the way up on that
hill".

The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing.

"What's so funny?" asks the clerk. "I see a naked man and a
naked woman running around in the house", the man replies.

The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his house.
Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here are two
bullets, I'll give you this scope for nothing if you take these
two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and shoot the guy's dick
off."

The man takes another look through the scope and says, "You know what? I think I can do that with one shot!"

Runfree

Ouch!!! that is bound to be sore!!!


He must be a good shot though.:D

Pugsley

rofl, good one

domeara01

that is painful but one of the funniest joke i have heard in the last while.

ironbrew

LMFAO aww lethal joke!!

Big Chief

been quite a few good'uns posted over past few days i seen

gj

TomTom

Thats just pure class.

Lump

Bloody great....




John

Squall

That was Billy Connolly sketch. Fairly class. Even funnier when he does it.

_sheep

brilliant if someone funny tells it (i.e billy connolly )

phaxx

/me yawns
Ho.
Ho.
Ho.

NeoSlicerZ

Hoe?

Chada

n1 honey keep em rollin in

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

that is a bastardization of another joke

the story is the man hires an assasin to kill his wife and neighbour, who are having an affair, the assasin charges 1000 a head.

they are up on a hill, bleh bleh, he sees them in the sights

so the assasin starts moving the rifle up and down slowly , then it goes faster and faster

and the husband asks "what the **** are you doing"

to which the assasin replies, "shut up for a sec, I'm trying to save you a thousand quid"



or something like that anyway (

oeNeo

the original was better imo :P

Pugsley

rofl, i like Mordeth's version

phaxx

Haha, mord's version, definately!

honeymonster

The version i posted was the only version i heard, got it in an email and since i thought it was funny i slapped it up on boards.

But i do think the original sounds bleedin rapa

Carbiens

he he...bullets.. hehehe