The Blind Date

Johnny Gomez

The man who worked in the pharmacy was getting tired of watching the nervous teenager wander around the store so he asked him if he could help him. The boy stammered a little and the pharmacist pulled some condoms from behind the counter and asked if that was what he was looking for. The teenagers said it was. The amused man told the boy not to worry, he was sure he'd do fine. He gave him some words of encouragement, wished him luck and told him with a wink, "I'm counting on you to become a regular customer." That evening as the young man approached the door of his date's house he was thankful for the "pep-talk" the man in the pharmacy had given him, his confidence quickly disappeared when he rang the bell and his date's father, the pharmacist, answered the door.

Big Chief

i heard it a different way

suffice to say the different way was alot funnier (and it was posted about a week ago :rolleyes: )