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Devils Fun

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  • 23-12-2002 9:18pm
    #1
    honeymonster
    Registered Users Posts: 601 ✭✭✭


    A guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the
    punishments are changed every thousand years and he is to select his first punishment.

    The first room has a young guy on the wall being whipped. The new guy not keen on this asks to see the next room. The next room has a middle aged guy being tortured with fire.

    The new guy immediately asks to see the third room. It has an really old guy chained to the wall getting a blow job from a gorgeous blonde.

    The guy jumps at the chance and takes the room.

    The devil walks into the room taps the blonde on the shoulder and says "okay, you can stop now. You've been relieved".


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    #2
    Practical
    Registered Users Posts: 468 ✭✭Practical


    lol


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    Big Chief
    Registered Users Posts: 3,754 ✭✭✭Big Chief


    lol classic ;)


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    #4
    TomTom
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭TomTom


    another old joke given a different style.


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    #5
    Lump
    Registered Users Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    HA HA, good one.


    John


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    #6
    Pugsley
    Registered Users Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    That used to be Bill Clinton and Monica in the last room.....


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    Repli
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,322 ✭✭✭Repli


    heard it before.... but still :D


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    #8
    nanook
    Registered Users Posts: 1,888 ✭✭✭nanook


    actually i quite like it


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    Oeneus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,975 ✭✭✭Oeneus


    Originally posted by nanook
    actually i quite like it

    What? giving an old guy a blowjob?


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    #10
    Runfree
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,144 ✭✭✭Runfree


    so did he spit or swallow??? :D classic


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