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GoneShootin · 2002-12-24 10:56:30

A ancient old doddery infirm geriatric old biddy goes into a sex shop. She says to assistant, " Doooo youuuu haaaave aaaa siiiix teeeen iiiinch vvvvibbbraaator pleeease." Yes of course madam, how can I help you? "Caaaan yooooo teeeellllll meee hooooow toooo tuuuurn iiiit oooooff pleeeeease?"

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24-12-2002 11:56am

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GoneShootin

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A ancient old doddery infirm geriatric old biddy goes into a sex shop. She says to assistant, " Doooo youuuu haaaave aaaa siiiix teeeen iiiinch vvvvibbbraaator pleeease."

Yes of course madam, how can I help you?

"Caaaan yooooo teeeellllll meee hooooow toooo tuuuurn iiiit oooooff pleeeeease?"

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#2 24-12-2002 1:51pm
nanook

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actually not bad

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#3 30-12-2002 6:01pm
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that was a good one

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#4 30-12-2002 9:14pm
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HE HE

John

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#5 31-12-2002 5:47am
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likes it! not bad at all!

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#6 03-01-2003 3:19pm
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made me laugh

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