Costume

honeymonster

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party.

She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the
party alone. He being a devoted husband, protested, but she
argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to
bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not
going. So he took his costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without
pain and as it was still early, she decided to go the party.

In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting
around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he
could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe
herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time
to the new stuff that had just arrived.

She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her
husband.

Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she
agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little
bang. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and
went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering
what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind
of a time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I
never have a good time when you're not there."

Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"

He replied, I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I
got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we
went into the den and played poker all evening. But you're not
going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume
to......."

Chada

roffle classic

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

*so* old, and you told it wrong

whenever I have heard that before the joke ends something like

"i never danced at all , i was playing poker in tghe back room with my boss, but I lent my costume to your/my (can 't remember which) dad and he had a GREAT time"

or words to that effect

see, it has the whole incest thing goin on fir it there

Pugsley

As mordeth said, ancient, ancient joke, and Mordeths correction was right (it was her dad iirc).

Chada

hey nm honey, i thought it was gud, as they say in antrim, the innocent are easier amused than the simple

oeNeo

Don't have to be so technical all the time, the joke is just as good the way honey-monster told it.

xern

Originally posted by Mordeth
*so* old, and you told it wrong

whenever I have heard that before the joke ends something like

"i never danced at all , i was playing poker in tghe back room with my boss, but I lent my costume to your/my (can 't remember which) dad and he had a GREAT time"

or words to that effect

see, it has the whole incest thing goin on fir it there

Your right Mordeth, but it still worked, kinda....

TomTom

I heard it with that ending aswell because it was posted be only a couple of weeks ago.