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bozzie · 2002-12-28 15:24:40

Q: How do you turn an elephant into a cherry tree? A: You paint his balls red. Q: What is the loudest noise in the jungle? A: A giraffe eating cherries.

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28-12-2002 4:24pm

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Q: How do you turn an elephant into a cherry tree?
A: You paint his balls red.

Q: What is the loudest noise in the jungle?
A: A giraffe eating cherries.

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#2 28-12-2002 4:32pm
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Bold!

How do you get an elephant up a tree?
Push it!

How do you disguise the elephant?
Paints it's balls red.

How did Tarzan die?
Pickin' cherries.

I'm also bold.

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#3 29-12-2002 10:22am
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