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Turner Brown

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  • 29-12-2002 6:34pm
    #1
    honeymonster
    Registered Users Posts: 601 ✭✭✭


    A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy
    standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him,
    looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left
    testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

    The small guy faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big dude kneels
    down and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him, "What's wrong
    with you?"

    In a very weak voice the little guy says, "Excuse me, but what EXACTLY did
    you say to me?"

    The big dude says, "I saw the curious look on your face and figured I'd
    just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.

    I'm 7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound
    right testicle, and my name is Turner Brown."

    The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought you said turn around!


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    #2
    oeNeo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,299 ✭✭✭oeNeo


    har har har ;)


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    #3
    Lump
    Registered Users Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    HA HA HE HE, Nice one...


    John


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