Dungarvan Dictionary!

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she's a very nice looking girl = ah she's some beyore (beure) buoy

hello girls = well beures

You can't just use the fella for his car = you can't just use him for an oul burn

that girl looks awful = staysh (state) a de beure buoy

turn up the volume please = turn up de tunes dere buoy

you are a very sly person = you proper shnake (snake) buoy

who does that bike belong to? = who hownds de máchíne?

Would you have sex with me = you up for de feek

are you having sex with her = you feekin her

could i have a pull of your cigarette = gimme a shmoke a dat will ya

are you going drinking tonight = you goin on de gat tonight buoy/you goin ishkin (uiscin) tonight buoy

come here for a moment = here come ere till i tell ya

have you any news = any sca no?

i was really drunk = i was bombed out buoy/ i was in de livin rats / i was very gatty/gammy

he is a very good looking boy = he's some feek buoy

we were dancing for ages on the dancefloor last night = jesus we were goin for death on de floor last night

will we go down town and see if there are any nice looking girls/boys around = come on till we go down 'n spot de talent

the guards = de shayds (séads)

i'm a bit low on cash = i'm broke

oh **** =aw sham

this is brilliant = dis's deadly buoy

he's a phsycopath = he's a phsyco him

thanks = sound

caught in the act = cott up by de bollocks

thats very nice lads, look at that = aw sudden death buoys look at dat

he's cool = he's a rough wan/he's a rough lookin filly

slying off = shnakin off

he's one in a million = he's a rare oul feen

oh cool = aw stop de lights buoy

go on Dungarvan! = **** Abbeyside

(Mary) is financially challenged = look at mary 'n she like a pauper

Jesus! = oh my god lock (like))

he's freaky = he's a pure out 'n out freak buoy

he's some man = dere's no better buachaill buoy

I'm unemployed at the moment = nah i'm workin for de government

are you you coming away to smoke a joint = ya comin away for an oul blow

Mossy Monk

what's this. Dungarvan, Co. Kilkenny

i've heard a few of them but

the guards = de shayds (séads) i've definately never heard

Musashi

Heard most but there are a few dodgy one's in here.!
Some of these terms have never been heard in The Peoples Republic Of Childerea and I doubt the Cathalbrunions use them either?
Is this poster a gentrified scabbysider slumming it?

Nessan

Séadaithe = Irish for "Ramblers" / "Rovers"
i.e. On the beat... Na Gardaí...