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10 things that piss people off

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  • 02-01-2003 5:35pm
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    TomTom
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    1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my wach is buddy...where the **** is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

    2. The pillsbury dough boy is way too happy...considering that he doesn't have dick!

    3. People who are willing ot get off their ass to seach the entire room for the damn tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change it manually!

    4. When people say..."Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it too." **** off!!! What good is a damn piece of cake if you can't eat it?

    5. When people say..."It's always the last place you look."...No ****!!! Why the **** would you keep looking for it after you have already found it!?! Do people do this? Who and where are they?!

    6. When people say, while watching a movie..."Did you see that?"...No dicknose...I paid $7.50 to come to a theatre and stare at the ****ing ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

    7. The radio ad..."Hi...I'm Stevie Wonder...Don't Drink and DRive. I don't."...I hope you don't drive sober either Stevie because did you forget...you're blind!!!

    8. People who ask..."Can I ask you a question?"...Didn't really give me a choice there did ya buddy?

    9. When something is new and improved! Well which is it?! If it's new, then there has never been anything before it-so it can't be improved! If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it!!!

    10. When a cop pull you over and then asks you if you know how fast you were going. You should know asshole...you're the one that ****ing pulled me over!


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