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  • 02-01-2003 5:50pm
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    TomTom
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    A guy is walking along the beach, when he meets a girl with no legs, crying.

    "Why are you crying?" he asks.

    "I've never been hugged," she says. The guy hugs her, but she continues crying.

    "Why are you crying?" he asks.

    "I've never been kissed," she says. The guy kisses her, but she continues crying.

    "Why are you crying?" he asks.
    v "I've never been screwed," she says. The guy picks her up and throws her into the water.

    "There," he says. "Now you're screwed."


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    #2
    Lump
    Registered Users Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    HA HA HA, OMFG Great Well done.... HAR HAR HAR.




    John


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    #3
    Pugsley
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    oldie, but pretty good the 1st time.


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    Runfree
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,144 ✭✭✭Runfree


    haha :) gud one


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    Hunter-FLUID
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    hehe funny..


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    PalerPaul
    Registered Users Posts: 47 ✭PalerPaul


    Why didnt he just knob her, I dont understand it.....


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    ^CwAzY^
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    Cos that wouldn't have been funny now would it ;)


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