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Damn f****** life stages virus, gah!!!!!

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  • 21-06-2000 7:51pm
    #1
    Nitro-G
    Closed Accounts Posts: 114 ✭✭


    Anyone else hit by it? I was, doh!

    For those of you lucky not to be hit by this ****er, here is the joke that came with it:

    - The male stages of life:

    Age. Seduction lines.
    17 My parents are away for the weekend.
    25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend.
    35 My fiancee is away for the weekend.
    48 My wife is away for the weekend.
    66 My second wife is dead.

    Age. Favorite sport.
    17 Sex.
    25 Sex.
    35 Sex.
    48 Sex.
    66 Napping.

    Age. Definiton of a successful date.
    17 Tongue.
    25 Breakfast.
    35 She didn't set back my therapy.
    48 I didn't have to meet her kids.
    66 Got home alive.

    - The female stages of life:

    Age. Favourite fantasy.
    17 Tall, dark and hansome.
    25 Tall, dark and hansome with money.
    35 Tall, dark and hansome with money and a brain.
    48 A man with hair.
    66 A man.

    Age. Ideal date.
    17 He offers to pay.
    25 He pays.
    35 He cooks breakfast next morning.
    48 He cooks breakfast next morning for the kids.
    66 He can chew his breakfast.

    Jamie www.irishplayer.com


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    Maximilian
    Legal Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 5,400 Mod ✭✭✭✭Maximilian


    What does this virus do?


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    #3
    Nitro-G
    Closed Accounts Posts: 114 ✭✭Nitro-G


    No real damage, just a messer one emailing itself to all address book entries


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    #4
    Hobbes
    Registered Users Posts: 21,264 ✭✭✭✭Hobbes


    Attacks ICQ and IRC as well I think.

    Also it uses a reserved file extension. In other words you never see the extenstion (think it's .shs) so readme.txt.shs shows as readme.txt even with "show extensions" on.

    It also looks at all your drives and writes out a file like...

    important002.txt.shs

    important can also equal, secret and a few others.

    002 = random number.

    .txt = .doc and a few other files.

    Make no mistake this virus is nasty.



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    #5
    Nitro-G
    Closed Accounts Posts: 114 ✭✭Nitro-G


    If you did get infected by it (or just want to check), Norton have a nifty little free tool available from http://www.norton.com/avcenter/fixlife.exe

    Jamie www.irishplayer.com


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