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this mad be laugh far too much

GoneShootin · 2003-01-04 00:37:14

A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor asked. "No!" the man shouted, "This is her husband!"

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04-01-2003 1:37am

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GoneShootin

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A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor asked.

"No!" the man shouted, "This is her husband!"

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#2 04-01-2003 8:56am
Pugsley

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Thats funny but I dont know why

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#3 05-01-2003 2:43am
_sheep

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not bad

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#4 05-01-2003 2:38pm
ironbrew

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this mad be laugh far too much

where as i didnt even break a smirk, thats a horrible joke!

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#5 05-01-2003 3:08pm
Runfree

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so why is this funny???

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#6 05-01-2003 7:33pm
Acidflash

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maybe he was on something

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#7 05-01-2003 8:02pm
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its kinda funny, but also not.....

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#8 05-01-2003 11:41pm
TomTom

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thats like francies joke. I shhould not laught at it but I had to.

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#9 06-01-2003 1:17am
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Excellent joke. Three thumbs up.

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#10 06-01-2003 1:56am
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Simple yet brilliant... it's the ones that just catch you off guard that are best...

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#11 06-01-2003 10:46am
Big Chief

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Originally posted by Morn
Simple yet brilliant... it's the ones that just catch you off guard that are best...

i would have to agree here

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#12 13-01-2003 10:59am
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nope not even a twitch from me

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