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  • 06-01-2003 1:35pm
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    jscully
    Closed Accounts Posts: 52 ✭✭


    I went to wash my pet dog the other day and realised that it wasn't a dog at all. It was a 12ft tall elephant!


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    s8n
    Registered Users Posts: 3,835 ✭✭✭s8n


    WHAT????


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    #3
    Kone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,372 ✭✭✭Kone


    You suck jscully!


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    #4
    jscully
    Closed Accounts Posts: 52 ✭✭jscully


    Sorry people, I thought that this was the Humour section!


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    king_of_inismac
    Registered Users Posts: 1,366 ✭✭✭king_of_inismac


    Twelvety!!!!!


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    #6
    jscully
    Closed Accounts Posts: 52 ✭✭jscully


    You truely are "The King Of Inismac"!


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    Eddie Whelan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3 ✭Eddie Whelan


    Joe,

    Could you please keep your dog out of my garden, the damn thing trampled my car and dug up all my trees....

    Why can't it behave itself like the other neighbour's dogs...

    If it doesn't get its act together you'll have to
    pack its bags
    and send it back to the circus!!!
    Off it will go with a thump-ity-thump...
    Thump
    Thump
    Thump

    Ho Hum


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    jscully
    Closed Accounts Posts: 52 ✭✭jscully


    Eddie the elephant, when did you learn how to type?


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    Sangre
    Registered Users Posts: 12,154 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    When did you learn to tell jokes?


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    #10
    jscully
    Closed Accounts Posts: 52 ✭✭jscully


    At 6:30pm on Christmas Day! And yourself?


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    #11
    Big Chief
    Registered Users Posts: 3,754 ✭✭✭Big Chief


    :confused::confused::confused::confused:

    you should be hung and strung for submitting a joke such as this, then ofcourse quartered...


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    Funky
    Registered Users Posts: 2,798 ✭✭✭Funky


    and burned over water


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    #13
    jscully
    Closed Accounts Posts: 52 ✭✭jscully


    Hey guys, let me quote from one of the rules as set by Kharn the Moderator ....

    "Also folks - I do not want to see abuse to someone because you didn't like their joke or it's been posted before."


    Shame on you all.:o :o:o


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    #14
    jscully
    Closed Accounts Posts: 52 ✭✭jscully


    I'll predict one of your replies ....

    "That only applies to jokes; yours wasn't!"


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    Big Chief
    Registered Users Posts: 3,754 ✭✭✭Big Chief


    Originally posted by jscully
    "That only applies to jokes; yours wasn't!"

    took the words right off the tip of my tongue :rolleyes:


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    TomTom
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭TomTom


    I'm going to agree with big chief on this one. The purpose of a humour board is humour.


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    #17
    jscully
    Closed Accounts Posts: 52 ✭✭jscully


    "The purpose of a humour board is humour"

    What gave you that idea? Ohh ....... hang on a sec .......now I see it.........Ah haaahhhhhhh! Board sounds like bored, and you were being sarcastic! Great!!

    No.......in fact.........it was the word "humour"! Brilliant!!!! I'm always thinking outside of the box!!! Too many jokes for that last sentence!:cool:


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