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Posh & Becks

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  • 07-01-2003 1:55pm
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    jscully
    Closed Accounts Posts: 52 ✭✭


    Dave Beckham was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. Posh wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

    After becoming very frustrated with the 'no haggle' attitude of one of the shopkeepers, Dave shouted, 'Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!'

    The shopkeeper said, 'By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!' Determined, Dave and Posh turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching an alligator.

    Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the Becks standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward him. He takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank.

    Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement.

    Just then the Becks flips the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, 'Bollox, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!'


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