Quotes both memorable and profound

lordsippa

"As smooth as a babies bottom"
"You'd know all about that wouldn't you Ted?"

Classic.

TheProvost

What you have just said... is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard.

At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought.

Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to you.

I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul..

- Damned if I know, but I want to shake their hand

Zachary Taylor

"If I plan on killing anybody, you know, I'd want to wait till after the leaving cert. I'd feel guilty producing chemical agents when I could be spending the time studying."
-Sev

pretty*monster

Theresa: "Shut up, it's a rhetorical statement!"

It wasn't me!

I remember that! It's my only tiny claim to fame.

Right......Now, let's get Happy up here with some more of his delightfully memorable Bush quotes....

erm... Yeah.

lordsippa

To protect the ignorant I can't say who said this. But I'm sure many others will... hehe...
"Women have penises too"<said in complete sincerity>

Zillah

Was it Paul? Paul? Huh? It was Paul wasn't it?! You did promise Paul quotes, and you have delivered! Woop dee do. Let's all go laugh at Paul, Hee Hee Hee!!!!

Happy CTYI guy

It's George Bush quotin' time-

Is our children learning?

They misunderestimated me.

Its clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.

I think we agree, the past is over.

I understand small business growth. I was one.

We ought to make the pie higher.

This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses.

The important question is, how many hands have i shaked?

Down in Washington, they're playing with Social Security like it's some sort of government program!

The reason we start a war is to fight a war, win a war, thereby causing no more war.

It's your money. You paid for it.

If affirmative action means what i've just described, what i'm for, then i'm for it.

It's going to require numerous IRA agents.

Will the highways on the internet become more few?

I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully.

It is clear our nation is reliant on big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas.

If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier...just as long as i'm the dictator.

Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.

We have struggle to not proceed but to preceed to the future of a nation's child.

Push the "off" button on.

Keep good relations with the Grecians.

The senator has got to understand if he's going to have he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road.

It is not Reaganesque to support a tax plan that is Clinton in nature.

It wasn't me!

Thank you Happy! At least someone listens to me!......

Barry Aldwell

Originally posted by Happy CTYI guy
You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.

George talk good now.

ll=llannah

sorry this is so long....

PINKY AND THE BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

after whacking Pinky with a test tube.. "I feel cleansed!"

Ticket Saleslady: You're a tall drink of water, aint'cha darlin'?...the brain: Actually, I'm a lab mouse on stilts.

B: It must be inordinately taxing to be such a boob.
P: You have no idea.

after walking into a doorframe
" That was unpleasant....This is a pain which is going to linger... Yes! This pain will definitely be with me. " the brain

B: Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
P: Uh, I think so, Brain, but where will we find a duck and a hose at this hour?

B: Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
P: I think so, but where will we find an open tattoo parlor atthis time of night?

B: Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Pinky?
P: Yeah, Brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size?

B: Pinky, Are You Pondering What I"m Pondering?
P: Uh, I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes me so.

B: Pinky, Are You Pondering What I"m Pondering?
P: Uh, I think so, Brain, but this time, you wear the tutu.

B: Pinky, Are You Pondering What I"m Pondering?
P: I think so, Brain, but culottes have a tendency to ride up so.

B: Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
P: I think so, Brain, but if they called them sad meals, kids wouldn't buy them.

B: Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
P: I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking... I mean,what would the children look like?

B: Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
P: I think so, Brain, but this time, you put the trousers on the chimp.

B: Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
P: Well, I think so, Brain, but I can't memorize a whole operain Yiddish.

B: Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
P: Uh, I think so, Brain, but I get all clammy inside the tent.

B: Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
P: Yes, I am!

B: Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
P: I think so, Brain, but pants with horizontal stripes make me look chubby.

B: Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
P: Well, I think so -POIT- but where do you stick the feather and call it macroni?

B: Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering, Pinky?
P: Well, I think so, Brain, but *snort* no, no, it's too stupid!

B: Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
P: Umm, I think so, Brain, but what if the chicken won't wear the nylons?

B: Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
P: I think so Brain, but if you replace the "P" with an "O," my name would be Oinky, wouldn't it?

Egad! This is even better than a DuckTales episode, Brain!

Brain: I am in intense pain, Pinky.
Pinky: Ditto, Brain. Zort!

Brain: Here we are, Pinky--at the dawn of time!
Pinky: Narf, Brain. Wake me at the noon of time.

Brain: Now, Pinky, if by any chance you are captured during this mission, remember you are Gunther Heindriksen from Appenzell. You moved to
Grindelwald to drive the cog train to Murren.
Can you repeat that?
Pinky: Mmmm, no, Brain, don't think I can.

Pinky: Egad! You astound me, Brain!
Brain: That's a simple task, Pinky.

Pinky: Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?
Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
Try to take over the world!

Barry Aldwell

"A chicken in every pot, and a cap in every ass." - Family Guy

lordsippa

I have the Pippi Longstocking one as a soundfile on my computer! Shut down sound! :P

Oh... on the note of quotes:
"Well he gave a dimestore watch,
And a ring made from a spoon,
Everyone's looking for someone to blame,
When you share my bed you share my name.
Well go ahead and call the cops,
You don't meet nice girls in coffee shops.
She said 'Baby I still love you,
Somedays there's nothing left to do.'"

Zillah

So...much...bad...grammer. Woo Hoo the thread isn't dead yet. Gee you people must have nothing to do. Isn't there someone 'leaving' soon which we have to prepare for or something? Wouldn't want them to leave without a party then they wouldn't get into college

lordsippa

II,58: Yea! deem not of change: ye shall be as ye are, & not other. Therefore
the kings of the earth shall be Kings for ever: the slaves shall serve. There is
none that shall be cast down or lifted up: all is ever as it was. Yet there are
masked ones my servants: it may be that yonder beggar is a King. A King may
choose his garment as he will: there is no certain test: but a beggar cannot
hide his poverty.
II,59: Beware therefore! Love all, lest perchance is a King concealed! Say you
so? Fool! If he be a King, thou canst not hurt him.
II,60: Therefore strike hard & low, and to hell with them, master!




I wonder who'll recognise that. But if that ain't profound and <maybe not word for word> memorable then I don't know what is.

A.'.A.'.