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her first time

  • 08-01-2003 12:28PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,257 ✭✭✭✭


    got this in an email this morning...... taught it was very funny...

    enjoy :)




    *a girls first time*


    (Assume you are a girl if you are a boy)

    It's your first time. As you lie back your

    muscles tighten. You put him

    off for a while searching for an excuse, but he

    ;refuses to be swayed as he

    approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you

    shake your head bravely.

    He has had more experience, but it's the first

    time his finger has found

    the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver;

    your body tenses; but

    he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks

    deeply within your eyes

    and tells you to trust him - he's done this many

    times before. His cool

    smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him

    ;more room for an easy

    entrance.You begin to plead and beg him to hurry,

    but he slowly takes his

    time, wanting to cause you as lit! tle pain as

    possible. As he presses

    ;closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give

    way; pain surges throughout

    your body and you feel the slight trickle of

    blood as he continues. He

    looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too

    painful.Your eyes are

    filled with tears but you shake your head and nod

    for him to go on. He

    begins going in and out with skill but you are

    now too numb to feel him

    within you. After a few moments, you feel

    something bursting within you and

    he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to

    have it over. He looks

    at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a

    chuckle; that you have been

    his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

    You smile and thank your

    dentist. After all,it was your first time to have

    a tooth pulled.

    Naughty, Naughty!

    What were you thinkin' ?

    PERVERT

    I know what you were thinking!


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,312 ✭✭✭irishguy


    hey i posted that like 2 weeks ago,but it is a class joke :D


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